House Rules...

All guests must read and agree to abide by all of these house rules without exception. Anyone not following these rules will be asked to leave the premises.

1. The location must never be given out. Remember this is a private home. Please give out the phone number instead. In fact, we greatly appreciate you telling your friends about the 13th Floor, but we must still insist that they have a reservation. If your friends will be coming with you, you are welcome to make their reservation when you make yours. Otherwise, please ask them to call us for a reservation.

2. We reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone. The 13th Floor is a private on-premise lifestyle group that caters to risqué, open-minded guests. Guests must agree that nudity and risqué behavior does not offend them. You must be 21 years old in order to attend our functions and have a valid picture ID that includes your birth date.

3. No means no. No one must ever give unwanted attention to another guest. Everyone must treat others with the highest respect, courtesy, and must defer politely to their wishes. There is a Touch-And-Go Policy in place at all times. If you touch another guest in an unwanted manner, you will be asked to leave.

4. Be discreet and respect the privacy of others. No photographs or audio recordings of any kind can be made at the 13th Floor. We reserve the right to inspect any electronic equipment (camera phones included) if there is any indication that you have used the equipment to take pictures or make recordings.

5. No illegal drugs or activities will be tolerated at The Thirteenth Floor or on our premises including the parking area. Anyone found using or having drugs will be PERMANENTLY excluded from the parties. We have a ZERO TOLERANCE for anyone who's willing to jeopardize themselves and everyone around them. The parking area is patrolled and monitored. All bags are subject to search. Please bring all items needed during your stay into the house upon arrival. Making trips in and out to return to your vehicle is discouraged. No prostitution is allowed. No guns or other weapons are allowed.

6. No food, drinks, or smoking allowed in the playrooms! Smoking is only  allowed in the bar/dance floor area and on the outdoor patio. Cigars are only allowed on the patio.

7. For the safety of our guests, no bottles of any kind (with the exception of alcohol and wine to be stored behind the bar) will be allowed beyond the front entrance area. You are welcome to store beer and wine coolers in our refrigerator (limited space) or you may bring your own cooler. If you bring glass bottles, you must pour your beverage into the provided cups.

8. Bring your own bottle (B.Y.O.B.); set ups are provided. Our storage space is limited, so please take your remaining alcohol with you when you leave. All alcohol left behind will be disposed of.

9. All hard liquor and bottled wine must be checked at the bar.

10. Don't drink to excess; know your limits. No one wants to be around an unruly drunk. If we observe that you have had too much too drink, we will ask you to restrict your drinking to soft drinks. Your continued consumption of alcoholic beverages will result in our asking you to leave the premises for the evening. Those that repeatedly have a drinking problem will not be welcome at future events

11. No one is obligated to participate in any activities!! We encourage you to go at your own pace and do only what you feel comfortable doing. Have your guidelines established as to what you're looking for before you arrive, as the middle of a party is not the time to change your rules!

12. HAVE FUN AT ALL TIMES!!!